Mirror, mirror on the wall, who is the ugliest Chibi of them all (within the ARK land)? In line with the ARK: Survival Evolved Summer Bash Event 2022, we took a closer look at the game’s little Chibis and then asked ourselves exactly this question.
In almost every ARK: Survival Evolved event, they exist: the Chibi versions of the creatures from ARK, that you can collect. Now they are here again, due to the Summer Bash event that started yesterday. Reason enough that we will answer this question once and for all! Let’s start the ranking:
This is how we ranked: We awarded places 1 to 5 at our own discretion. If you disagree, tell us your top 5 in the comments below.
5th place: Moschops
Every day is Jaw day! That’s the motto of the mega-jaw Moschops. It’s just a shame that the upper part of the head didn’t get the memo.
Our little mob piranha looks at us as if it wants to hit us with a headbutt. But since the arms and legs are so small and kind of unnecessary, the body doesn’t look strong enough to support the weight of the mega jaw, to be able to even jump up for a headbutt, he-he.
A deserved 5th place!
4th place: Baryonyx
The Baryonyx convinced us with its amazing, slightly crazy smile, where he shows his strikingly crooked yellow teeth and its little underbite. Its facial expression is making clear that it is considering taking someone’s firstborn. Definitely Rumpelstiltskin vibes.
Rumpel-Baryonyxchen stares straight into our souls with his googly eyes, unashamedly carefree. Unpleasant. Out of fear for our firstborn, there is place 4.
3rd place: Carnotaurus
The third on the podium is the Carnotaurus! It was able to convince us with its “Officer Doofy” facial expression, while its main effort is keeping its body from tipping forward, as its head is disproportionately large.
You can hear the monkey clapping behind its bulging, almost provocative eyes. Luckily, its horns point only in the directions it can face: left and right.
Finally, it is safe to say that the Carnotaurus burns water while cooking, strains milk, and mistakes mayonnaise for an instrument. Good for us tho, that it won’t see us coming from the front, otherwise, it would probably carve its large overbite into our calf.
2nd place: Bulbdog
On the one hand, the googly-eyed bulb dog seems motivated, panting as it stares at its stalk. On the other hand, it seems like it has given up all thoughts of its existence and traded its last ounce of intelligence for a stick. It is showing us its toothpick teeth and its double chin with 2 folds. The whole look of the bulb dog is reminiscent of Homer Simpson as soon as he sees a fat glazed donut. It’s all about the donut, the rest is on a break, especially his brain.
It was only at a second glance that we noticed its stubby legs. Of course, it can use these to run in circles (if it is even possible to carry its head on its own) so it can try to catch the stalk on its head.
1st place: Rollrat
Yeah.. the 1st place is actually pretty self-explanatory… We feel like we need to justify our decision anyway:
Even if the model of the Chibi Rollrat, the normal Rollrat, has not the prettiest appearance in the first place, we can’t explain what happened here, but we are trying. Our guess is that a normal Rollrat was crushed by a trash compactor. After that, someone allowed it to play games through the night for the last 2 years, and let only consume coffee and chips. At least that would be an explanation for the deep dark circles under … well, all over its body. The Chibi Rollrat’s look while resting on its 4-fold chin makes it clear: it has accepted its fate. The little Rollrat can no longer move its little legs either since the 4-fold chin and stomach can no longer be detached from the ground.
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